In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]
OMFG BEST MISTAKE EVER
Did the Tyrells bring Starbucks to King’s Landing?
Jaime Lannister shows up 15 minutes late with Starbucks and a gold hand.
This is obviously proof that coffee restores previously severed appendages.
snapchat sucks because you get to see all the cool stuff people didn’t invite you to as they do it
Reasons I should be in a band:
1) I’d be really amusing in interviews
2) I’d try to reply to everyone on Twitter
3) I’m totally on board with shipping (I’d probably read all of your fanfics tbh)
4) I don’t get homesick so tours would be good
Reasons I shouldn’t be in a band:
1) I can’t sing or play instruments for shit
Gandhi didn’t say this. Martin Luther King Jr didn’t say this. Jesus Christ didn’t say this. MOTHERFUCKING MEWTWO SAID THIS ENLIGHTENING SHIT RIGHT HERE
This definitely caught my eye! I have always been obsessed with Viking culture and Norse Mythology. This Gibson SG features a detailed carving of Odin with his two ravens Huginn and Muninn and at his feet his two wolves Geri and Freki.
The 3rd and 12th fret positions feature a metal runic inlay and a Valknut symbol respectively. Upgraded Schaller hardware, fully rewired and loaded with a custom set of Seymour Duncan’s Black Winter Humbuckers.
There is a ‘metal’ band running along the body edge, binding the waxed wooden paneling. The only actual metal added to the SG is the steel batwing pickguard.
PREPARE! Winter Is Coming!
P.S. home boys in Amon Amarth need to play these on stage!
THIS. FUCKING. MASTERPIECE.
Lancelot’s haircut was interrupted by a downpour so now he’s Lancelion, the Glorious.